Tierra Patagonia

HOTEL OVERVIEW

Look, I’ve stayed at a lot of places that claim to be “eco-luxury,” but Tierra Patagonia actually pulls it off without making you feel like you’re roughing it. The building itself is this low-slung, modern structure that somehow doesn’t clash with the landscape – it’s like they carved it right into the hillside overlooking Lago Sarmiento. When you first drive up (and yes, you’ll want a rental car unless you’re doing one of those all-inclusive tour packages), it honestly looks like some architect’s fever dream of what a spaceship hotel should be. But then you walk inside and… well, those floor-to-ceiling windows hit you immediately. I mean, Torres del Paine’s iconic granite towers are just sitting there in your line of sight like someone placed them there specifically for your viewing pleasure.

The rooms are what you’d expect from a 5-star place, but it’s the little things that got me – heated bathroom floors (trust me, you’ll appreciate this when it’s 40 degrees and windy outside), and these massive bathtubs positioned so you can soak while staring at the mountains. The staff actually knows the park trails, which sounds obvious but you’d be surprised how many high-end places hire people who’ve never hiked a day in their lives. They’ll tell you honestly that the Base Torres hike is brutal but worth it, or that the boat to Grey Glacier gets choppy in the afternoon winds. Room service is solid, though honestly you’ll probably want to eat in their restaurant – the local lamb is ridiculous, and they source a lot from nearby estancias.

What really sets this place apart is the location itself. You’re literally on the park boundary, so while other visitors are driving 45 minutes each way from Puerto Natales, you’re rolling out of bed and onto the trails. The hotel runs its own excursions too, which I was skeptical about initially – seemed touristy – but their guides know spots that aren’t on the standard tourist circuit. Plus, after a day of hiking in Patagonian wind (and if you’ve been there, you know that wind), coming back to a place with a proper spa and a bar that stocks decent Pisco Sours feels like winning the lottery. The only downside? Well, you’re paying for all this luxury and isolation – it’s definitely not budget travel. But if you’re going all the way to the end of the world anyway, and you want somewhere that feels special without feeling pretentious, this is pretty much as good as it gets in Torres del Paine.